Capricorns are driven people. Driven to be intellectual snobs. Driven to be exclusive. Driven to be in control of their situation, even if that means staying in their house every day playing computer games because its the only thing they are good at, and if they leave the house they might have to experience this thing called an emotion, which frankly they don’t see the point of. They love to talk to you if you’re smart, but only as long as you don’t admit to knowing more than them. If you don’t meet their standards, then they will probably still sleep with you, but will not call you in the morning and probably won’t enjoy it anyway. They like trench coats, IT jobs, and symmetrical pictures of nature. If you meet a Capricorn with excellent social skills, it probably means they make a lot more money than you.
I lie, these horoscope people are masters of the generic statement. They’ve pretty much got me nailed on most of these points.
Sir David Frederick Attenborough
this guy gets me
Custom Legend of Zelda Relic Nintendo 64 - Created by Vadu Amka
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